Gubra Yang Sesat Lagi Menyesatkan

Oleh: Faisal Tehrani

Gubra ialah sebuah filem bancuhan beberapa kerat mesej iklan Hari Raya Petronas, lawak yang meraban merapek, pembelaan terhadap inter-faith commission, geng sister in Islam, Islam ala Islam Hadhari, dan penyelewengan ajaran Maulana Rumi yang ramai orang mahu percaya diri mereka memahami sebahagian aspek kesufian tetapi berada di dalam kurungan istidraj yang sesat lagi menyesatkan.

Sesungguhnya hak dan batil dalam filem ini dibaur-baurkan hingga kita akhirnya tahu bahawa inilah jenis Islam yang ditolak oleh Nabi Muhammad S.A.W ketika ditawarkan oleh kafir musyrikin, Islam jenis inilah yang membawa Rasulullah berhijrah ke Madinah. Islam jenis inilah yang baginda telah menegaskan andai bulan dan matahari pun diletakkan di kiri kanan baginda, tidak ada apa yang dapat merubah baginda dari menolak Islam jenis ini. Islam jenis gubra.

Inilah sebuah filem untuk meraikan sekularisme dalam kehidupan rakyat Malaysia..

(~click here to read more~)

Ustaz Akil Hayy- Maulidur Rasul 2006

Ustaz Hj Akill Hayy Rawa

I received an email from my friend..in the email he attached a vc from Ustaz Hj Akil Hayy Rawa.To be frank, I've never heard his name before.But after watching the video, I'm excited to know more about him...insyaAllah..I'll do more research and shares the info here..He's very hillarious and I can guarantee that you will not feel bored tapi takdela nak amek port kalau ceramah politik..just amek yg baik2 je...Di bawah nie adalah gurindam yg dideklamasi dlm ceramah beliau.

Di dalam hidup manusia, yang penting ialah BERKAT
Bila hidup kita berkat, diri ini akan selamat.
Apabila diri selamat, rumahtangga jadi sepakat.
Apabila rumahtangga jadi sepakat, masyarakat jadi muafakat.

Apabila masyarakat jadi muafakat
Negara kita menjadi kuat
Apabila negara menjadi kuat,
Negara luar jadi hormat
Apabila negara luar jadi hormat
Permusuhan pun tersekat

Apabila permusuhan tersekat,
Pembangunan pun meningkat.
Apabila pembangunan pun meningkat,
Kemajuan menjadi pesat.

Marilah kita pakat mengingat,
Bahawa dunia hari ini makin singkat,
Esok atau lusa mungkin kiamat,

Sampai masa kita semua akan berangkat! .
Berangkat menuju ke negeri akhirat.
Di sana kita akan ditanya apa yang kita buat.

Harta benda anda,
dari mana anda dapat...?
Ilmu anda,
adakah anda manafaat...?

*Dgr citer Ustaz nih bekas ahli kumpulan rock terkenal..btul ke?

IBU

Rasulullah saw bersabda yang bermaksud : ada empat perkara yang dipandang sebagai IBU iaitu :
1. IBU kepada UBAT ialah SEDIKIT MAKAN
2. IBU kepada ADAB ialah SEDIKIT BERCAKAP
3. IBU kepada IBADAT ialah TAKUT BUAT DOSA
4. IBU kepada segala CITA-CITA ialah SABAR

Questionaires...

WOULD YOU RATHER..
1) pierce your nose or tongue? No for both
2) be serious or be funny? funny
3) drink whole or skim milk? whole
ARE YOU..
4) simple or complicated? simple
DO YOU PREFER..
5) flowers or angels? flowers
6) grey or gray? grey
7) color or black & white photos? color
8) lust or love? love
9) sunrise or sunset? sunset
10) M&Ms or Skittles? M&Ms
11) rap or rock? rap..and nasyid (why it is not included?)
12) staying up late or waking up early? waking up early
13) TV or radio? tv
15) eating apples or oranges? apples
16) being hot or cold? cold
17) tall members of the opposite sex? no
18) sun or moon? moon
19) emeralds or rubies? emeralds
20) left or right? right
21) having 10 acquaintances or 1 best friend? 1 best friend
22) sun or rain? rain
23) vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? chocolate
24) boys or girls? girls(Hey! I'm straight oke~ just feel more comfortable with girls rather than boys)
25) green beans or carrots? carrots
26) low fat or fat free? low fat
MISCELLANEOUS..
27) What is your biggest fear in the world? Allah swt
28) kids or no kids? kids
29) Cat or dog? cat
30) Half empty or half full? half full
31) Mustard or ketchup? ketchup
32) Hard cover books or soft cover books? hard
33) Newspaper or magazine? newspaper
34) Sandals or sneakers? sneakers
35) Wonder or amazement? amazement
36) Red car or white car? red
37) Happy & poor or sad & rich? happy and poor
38) Singing or dancing? singing
39) Hugging or kissing? hugging
40) Happy or sad? Happy
41) Blondes or brunettes? blondes
ABOUT YOU..
Full name? Siti Zulaikha bt Zulkifli
Nicknames: ika,Zulaikha
Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake? don't remember
Date that you regularly blow them out? 12th December
Pets? cats
Height? 163cm
Eye color? dark brown
Hair color? black
Piercing(s)? none
WHAT DO YOU WANT..
Where do you want to live? in a house(wut-lar!)
How many kids do you want? two
What kind of job do you want? a job in banking area(Bank manager maybe..)
Do you want to get married? of course
WHICH IS BETTER..
2 doors or 4 (on a car)? 4
Coffee or ice cream? ice cream
Shampoo or conditioner? Shampoo
Bridges or tunnels? bridges
One pillow or two? two or more
FAVORITES..
Salad dressing? thousand island
Color of socks? black
Toothpaste? fresh & white
Food? rice
Alcoholic drink? Don't have
Non-alcoholic drink? fruit juice,peach tea,plain water
WHAT DID YOU DO..
1 MINUTE AGO: on the phone
1 DAY AGO: go for classes during the day and meeting at the night
1 WEEK AGO: can't remember
1 YEAR AGO: haishh...tak hengat laa
I LOVE: Allah, Rasulullah,My family, friends and my stuffs
I HATE: Bush and Blair to the maximum
I FEAR: with Allah swt
I HOPE: to be a mujahadah
I FEEL: tired and hungry
I LISTEN: to nothing
I HIDE: my visibility on YM
I MISS: my family sooo much!!
I WAIT: for a shower
I NEED: a holiday!!!
I THINK: of the group presentation which will be on this monday(24/4)
CURRENT...
Clothes: t-shirt,long pants
Mood: tired
Music: nothing
Taste: tasteless
Annoyance: waiting for the toilet to be free..
Smell: fried chicken..maybe it's from the nasi lemak's stall nearby.
thing I should be doing: bathing
desktop picture: mawi ;P
favorite: Album Qasidah- Mawi
book: Principles of Managerial Finance
refreshment: bathing
worry: my presentation

certificate by Tickle..

Comprehensive IQ report??

You scored 97 on Tickle's IQ test. This means that based on your answers, your IQ score is between 87 and 97. Most people's IQs are between 70 and 130.
In fact, 95% of all people have IQs within that range. 68% of people score between 80 and 120. The following chart to your right, shows these percentages and where your IQ score is on that scale.



GREAT JOBS FOR YOU
Because of the way you process information, these are just some of the many careers in which you could excel:
1)Writer (maybe...)
2)Translator
3)Publisher
4)Attorney
5)Poet (huh??Are u sure?)
6)Politician ( I dont think so..;P)
7)Journalist
8)Lecturer (haish...I have no interest in teaching)

SOME OF THE GREATEST TALENTS
You've got tons of strengths. It wouldn't surprise us if you:
1)Can clarify complex issues
2)Can articulate commonly understood truths
3)Can foster understanding
4)Can creatively solve problems

strange creatures sticker show (the pre show)

Just helping a friend of mine promoting this..He's one of the organizer..cayalah Aliff!! Stated on the flier, it features the sticker artworks of over SIXTY(60) local and international artist...We seldom have this kind of event, so spend some times to be there. Plus, it is FREE ADMISSION!!

Featuring the Artworks of:-

FEATURING THE ARTWORKS OF -

PEAK LGM -USA
TGS -FRANCE
RED5STANDINGBY -LONDON, UK
ROBOTS WILL KILL -NEW YORK, USA
TUNA MAN -SOUTHINGTON, USA
STONER FAIRY -SINGAPORE
LATURNUS SABINE -VERSAILLES, FRANCE
9111 -GERMANY
NKOND0 -FRANCE
DEMON SPRAY -THAILAND
MATT JOYCE -WALES, UK
BLOODY BUNNY -BERLIN, GERMANY
CATV -QUEENS, NEW YORK
SEA ARE ZEA -PHILADELPHIA, USA
ME LOVE -GERMANY
LOSO -BERLIN, GERMANY
WEEHSEL -BERN, SWITZERLAND
YEN -NETHERLANDS
EL TORO -PHILADELPHIA, USA
FOOB -NETHERLANDS
JOHN BOLLO -USA
WHITE DOG BOBBY -SINGAPORE
45RPM -BRISTOL, UK
EGGHEADS -NETHERLANDS
OLIVE47 -LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
TRIPLE 1 -PARIS, FRANCE
MISHPIT -AUSTRALIA
ANTZ GEEKSIGNERS -SINGAPORE
TOTER -INDONESIA
PINKGIRL GO WILD -INDONESIA
TUTU -INDONESIA
UNCLE JOY -INDONESIA
THE BIRD -SWITZERLAND
LAURA -MEXICO
UPWEHR -GERMAN
CHUN 1 -THAILAND
CUPK -GERMANY
JESSEROBOT -GENT, BELGIUM
PEZ -BARCELONA, SPAIN
MOSE120 -LONDON, UK
MR BARA -SAINT MALO, FRANCE
LINTS -DANMARK
SWARE -ZURICH, SWITZERLAND
CJ PANDA -CHINA
DEFORMINDUSTRY -MANILA, PHILIPPINES
MR PRVRT -NEW TORK, USA
FOURTY SEVEN -MINNEAPOLIS, USA
IKE ONE -UK
EZZIK -ORVAULT, FRANCE
PHONETICONTROL -CHICAGO, USA
UNIT -NEW YORK, USA
DWELLER -NEW YORK, USA

~Mostly, all the stickerweidors of the great wide world..~

Big Black Cloud

Bukit Beruang diselubungi awan hitam..lantas, membantutkan hasrat untuk dinner dgn kak nadia..laparnye, dahler tak lunch, ingat nak combine dengan dinner sekali..dah camni pulak jadinye..kena tunggu hujan berhenti baru boleh keluar, nampak gaya cam nak ribut je..lapar lapar lapar!!!

My IQ is...

Congratulations, Ika!
Your IQ score is 97

This number is based on a scientific formula that compares how many questions you answered correctly on the Classic IQ Test relative to others.

Your Intellectual Type is Word Warrior. This means you have exceptional verbal skills. You can easily make sense of complex issues and take an unusually creative approach to solving problems. Your strengths also make you a visionary. Even without trying you're able to come up with lots of new and creative ideas. And that's just a small part of what we know about you from your test results.

What's Ur IQ? Take the free classic IQ test

2 things...

Two Names You Go By:
1. ika
2. siti zulaikha

Two Things That Scare You:
1. Exams
2. Pop Quizzes..(an unexpected quiz-for those who dont know ;P)

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. t-shirt
2. long pants

Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. honesty
2. respects

Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. blogging
2. collecting hadiths and motivational quotes

Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. holidays!!!!
2. a car

Pets you had/have:
1. a cat
2. ants??

Favorite Sports:
1. badminton
2. netball

Two people who will fill this out
1. hmm...shahril..??will you?
2. Survey's lovers..;P

Two things you did last night:
1. completing chapter 3 (Finance)
2. Having "Twisties(Original Cheese)" for my supper

Two Favorite Subjects in School:
1. Modern Maths
2. Physics

Two Favorite Alcoholic Drinks:
1. I am proud to say that...
2. I AM MUSLIM!!

Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. home
2. Plaza Siswa (PS)...but of course, not during the peak hours lar

Two People that live in your house:
There are more than two peoples livin' in my house..how?Shud I list down all?

Two things you ate today:
1. Gardenia(Resepi Uncle Slocumm Yang Asli)
2. Nasi goreng cili padi

Two people you Last Talked To:
1. Kak Nadia
2. Zeti

Two Things You're doing tomorrow:
1. prepare for my Finance's mid term xm
2. basuh baju

Two Things that make you laugh:
1. c-04-16
2. Anything funny

Two people closest to your heart:
1. my mum
2. my dad

Two Longest car rides:
1. Penang-Johor
2. Penang-Melaka

Maulidur Rasul 1427H

Bulan Rabiul Awal merupakan bulan ketiga dalam kalendar Hijrah.Bulan ini membawa satu peristiwa besar yang menjadi ingatan kepada seluruh umat manusia. Nabi junjungan kita Nabi Muhammad s.a.w (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam) telah diputerakan pada bulan ini iaitu pada 12 Rabiul Awal. Berbagai acara sambutan Maulidur Rasul diadakan bagi memuliakan hari keputeraan junjungan kita ini.

Maulidur Rasul yang jatuh pada pada 12 Rabiul Awal merupakan hari keputeraan Nabi Muhammad s.a.w (Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam). Baginda adalah nabi terakhir yang diutus oleh Allah Subhanahu Wataala.Setiap tahun pada hari itu, umat Islam di seluruh dunia akan mengadakan majlis memperingati keputeraan Nabi Muhammad s.a.w dengan mengadakan beberapa acara seperti perarakan, ceramah dan sebagainya. Banyak kelebihan dan keistimewaan yang akan dikurniakan oleh Allah Subhanahu Wataala kepada mereka yang dapat mengadakan atau menghadiri majlis Maulidur Rasul.

Rasulullah Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam bersabda yang bermaksud: "Barangsiapa yang membesarkan hari keputeraanku nescaya aku akan menjadi penolongnya pada hari kiamat dan barangsiapa membelanjakan untuk majlisku seumpama ia membelanjakan emas sebanyak sebuah gunung untuk agama Allah." Sayyidina Abu Bakar As-Siddiq Radiallahuanhu berkata: "Barangsiapa membesarkan Maulud Nabi Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam, maka sesungguhnya ia akan menjadi temanku di dalam syurga." Begitu pula As-Sirri As Saqati berkata: "Barangsiapa pergi ke tempat yang ada dibaca di situ Maulud Nabi Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam sesungguhnya dia diberi satu kebun daripada kebun-kebun syurga kerana dia pergi ke tempat itu tidak lain kerana cinta kepada Rasulullah Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam."

Kita dapat lihat betapa besarnya kelebihan orang yang memuliakan majlis keputeraan Nabi Muhammad Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam, kerana bila berniat sahaja hendak mengadakan Maulud Nabi, sudah pun dikira mendapat pahala dan dimuliakan. Sememangnya bernazar untuk melakukan sesuatu yang baik merupakan doa dan dikira amal salih.

Jelas kepada kita bahawa pembalasan Allah Subhanahu Wataala terhadap kebaikan begitu cepat sehinggakan terdetik sahaja di hati hendak berbuat kebaikan, sudah Allah Subhanahu Wataala akan memberi pembalasan yang tiada ternilai. Seseorang yang beriman, kuat bersandar kepada Allah, ketika di dalam kesusahan dia tetap tenang dan hatinya hanya mengadu kepada Allah dan mengharapkan pertolongan dan kasih sayang Allah Subhanahu Wataala.Keberkatan mengadakan Majlis Maulud itu bukan sahaja didapati oleh orang yang mengadakan majlis itu, tetapi seluruh ahli rumah atau orang yang tinggal di tempat itu turut mendapat keberkatannya.

Jalalaludin As-Sayuti berkata: "Barangsiapa antara orang Islam yang dibacakan di dalam rumahnya Maulid Nabi Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam, nescaya Allah Subhanahu Wataala akan menghilangkan dan menjauhkan kemarau dan kecelakaan, bala, penderitaan, kebencian, hasad, kejahatan dan kecurian terhadap ahli-ahli rumah itu dan apabila dia mati, Allah Subhanahu Wataala akan memudahkan dia menjawab akan soalan-soalan Mungkar dan Nakir dan dia akan mendapat tempat bersama orang-orang yang benar di sisi Tuhan yang Maha Kuasa lagi Maha Besar Kerajaan-Nya."

Beliau berkata lagi: "Tiada sebuah rumah atau masjid atau tempat-tempat yang dibaca di dalamnya akan Maulid Nabi Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam melainkan malaikat-malaikat melindungi ahli-ahli tempat itu dan Allah Subhanahu Wataala akan melimpahkan rahmat-Nya kepada mereka dan malaikat-malaikat yang berpangkat besar seperti Jibril, Mikail, Israfil mendoakan kebaikan bagi orang-orang yang menganjurkan dan menyebabkan adanya majlis Maulid Nabi Sallallahu Alaihi Wasallam itu."

Dilema malas sembahyang???

~untuk renungan kita bersama~

Apasal laa, aku belum terfikir nak bentang sejadah,
Hidup senang rezeki datang melimpah,
Nak dirikan sembahyang, rakan baik setan suruh lengah-lengah,
Allah tarik nikmatku sampai nangis keluar air mata darah barulah padah.

Apasal laa aku malas sembahyang,
Allah kasi aku jasad siap dengan bayang-bayang,
Bukan ke lebih baik daripada tiang,
Berdiri tanpa roh malam dan siang.

Apasal laa aku malas sembahyang,
Kerja dah best keluarga pun dah senang,
Negara aman damai tak lagi hidup berdagang,
Takkan 5 minit 5 waktu aku tak boleh nak luang.

Apasal laa aku malas sembahyang,
Allah kasi otak supaya aku tak bangang,
Allah kasi ilmu boleh fikir susah senang,
Allah kasi nikmat kenapalah aku tak kenang,

Apasal laa aku malas sembahyang,
Tengok TV, main bola aku sanggup sampai petang,
Beli tiket konsert, bayar time shopping aku sanggup beratur panjang,
Ingat masuk syurga masuk neraka boleh main hutang-hutang?!!

Apasal laa aku malas sembahyang,
Aku kena ingat umur kita bukannya panjang,
Pagi sihat entah petang nanti dah kejang,
Nanti dalam kubur kena balun sorang-sorang.

Apasal laa aku malas sembahyang,
Seksa neraka cubalah aku bayang,
Perjalanan akhirat memang terlalu panjang,
Janji Allah Taala akan tertunai tak siapa boleh halang!!!

Most of us celebrate April fool day every year and fool each other. But how many of us know the bitter facts hidden behind it. It was around a thousand years ago that Spain was ruled by Muslims. And the Muslim power in Spain was so strong that it couldn't be destroyed. The Christians of the west wished to wipe out Islam from all parts of the world and they did succeed to quite an extent. But when they tried to eliminate Islam in Spain and conquer it, they failed. They tried several times but never succeeded.

The unbelievers then sent their spies in Spain to study the Muslims there and find out what was the power they possessed and they found that their power was TAQWA. The Muslims of Spain were not just Muslims but they were practicing Islam. They not only read the Quran but also acted upon it.

When the Christians found the power of the Muslims they started thinking of strategies to break this power. So they started sending alcohol and cigarettes to Spain free of cost.This technique of the west worked out and it started weakening the faith of the Muslims in particular the young generation of Spain.

The result was that the Catholics of the west wiped out Islam and conquered the entire Spain bringing an end to the EIGHT HUNDRED LONG YEARS' RULE OF THE MUSLIMS in Spain. The last fort of the Muslims to fall was Grenada (Gharnatah), which was on the 1st of April. From that year onwards, every year they celebrate April fools day on the 1st of April, celebrating the day, they made a fool of the Muslims.

They did not make a fool of the Muslim army at Gharnatah only, but of the whole Muslim Ummah.We, the Muslims, were fooled by the unbelievers. They have a reason to celebrate April fool day, to keep up the spirit.Dear brothers and sisters, when we join in this celebration, we do so out of ignorance. If we had known about it, we would never have celebrated our own downfall.

So now, that we are aware of it, and now let us promise that we shall never celebrate this day. We should learn our lesson from the people of Spain, and shall try to become practicing Muslims, never to let anybody weaken our faith.